Why girls between the ages of 16 – 25 should be afraid of The Ratpick:Sometimes Strangers Look Like Little Boys

Girls between the ages of 16 – 25 should be afraid of The Ratpick. It camouflages itself like a 15-25 year old male with such convincing detail that it comes off as a little boy. Its mannerisms and actions are detailed to this effect as well. It shows up at teenage parties and or any party for that matter. It knows how to infiltrate the cliques and it also knows how to hypnotize vulnerable women. It is dangerous and should the Ratpick approach you, handle your actions with extreme caution. It will try to pick you up, and should you fall for its trap, expect to hangout at first ( because it has no concept for finances, which will then lead to the following: Expect not to go anywhere, foot the bill and listen to its nonsense of big dreams, big plans and its fast action money schemes. Also, from rumors that have been going around for years, expect to have unprotected sex with The Ratpick as well. Witnesses have also testified to the Ratpick stating: if it were to get a girl pregnant, it would leave the state. That’s good to know that it’s completely and totally responsible for his actions.
Then again, why should it be? Its the Ratpick.

Ladies, look out for the Ratpick, he may be coming to town near you.