2 Songs in 7 Years and Why "Jamming Out" is Important.

Just like the title says, you’ve written 2 songs (which have been played differently and at different tempos consistently) and still hang on to the credibility of a band that you did nothing for except playing some scraggly notes. Everyone else in that band wrote the music and did the work. You still have rock start status amongst the vermin that still scour the age old “scene” in search of helpless hot rich dreamy girls that will solve all your “not getting laid, feed me, supply me with drugs and booze, give me money when I want it and where's the party?” problems because you are a loser has-been with no credibility and you don't realize it. You are a joke and everyone is laughing.

So you need to let the world and most importantly “the kids” know that you’re still in touch and still got it. You want to show them how you’ve “grown” as a musician. You NEED to jam this out with sub par musicians who can’t hold beats or time and force your acquaintances (really, no one likes you) to this shit-pile mound of sound you call your “best work”. Please spare us, cut your hair, get a real job making real money and figure out the age old question that all parents, specifically the father figure of the Twister Sister videos always ask when they see their sons and daughters going down the dead end path of being a loser white trash idiot:

“What are you going to do with your life?”

“I wanna rock.” doesn’t cut at 30+ years old with a shitty place / no place to live and a heapload of financial responsibilities. Get over it. The music stopped a long time ago.